YOUR SITE IS DOWN
RIGHT NOW

(Probably)

Okay maybe not. But it WILL be. And when it does, your clients and boss will find out before you do.

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The Grim Reality

47%
Of businesses never recover from downtime
$5,600
Lost PER MINUTE on average
1 in 3
Websites will go down today
Your manager's anger when unreachable

Nightmares We'll Prevent

😱

The 3 AM Wake-Up Call

Site down. Boss texting. You sweating. We get you instant alerts so you can panic BEFORE the call comes in.

💀

The CEO's Rage

Your site was down for 4 hours and nobody knew. We catch it in 60 seconds. Show your boss the alert timestamp. Boom. Not your fault.

📉

Revenue Bleeding

Every minute counts. Our monitoring is so fast, we catch problems before your users finish complaining on Twitter.

🌍

Global Embarrassment

Your site works in NYC but is broken in Tokyo? We monitor from 5 global locations. No more surprises.

🤖

The Automation Chaos

Broken webhooks. Failed API calls. Systems talking to ghosts. Our monitoring catches the digital gremlins.

🔥

The Stack Blame Game

Is it the database? The API? DNS? Aliens? We pinpoint exactly what's broken so you stop guessing.

Voices From The Void

"We didn't know our site was down for 6 hours. Found out when Hacker News posted about it."
— TechStartup Inc.
⚰️ Status: Defunct
"By the time we noticed, we'd lost $47,000. The irony? We sold monitoring software."
— Former CEO of ObserveTech
⚰️ Status: Lesson learned too late
"SureWyse caught our outage in 62 seconds. We were back online before customers noticed. Worth every penny."
— Sarah Chen, DevOps Lead
✓ Status: Still alive and thriving
"Our monitoring tool was down during the outage. Very meta. Very bad."
— Previous Customer
⚰️ Status: Learned the hard way
"Finally sleeping at night. SureWyse watches while I dream."
— Marcus, Solo Founder
✓ Status: Sanity maintained
"What downtime? I don't remember... I've blocked it out."
— A Therapist's Client
⚰️ Status: Traumatized

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$99
One-time payment
  • 10 websites monitored
  • 1-minute check intervals
  • Email + SMS alerts
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  • No recurring charges
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$10
/month after trial
  • 3 websites monitored
  • 1-minute check intervals
  • Email notifications
  • 10-day free trial
  • No credit card required
  • Basic monitoring

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$99.99
/month
  • 50 websites monitored
  • 1-minute check intervals
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🚨 FINAL NOTICE 🚨

Your site WILL go down.

It's not a matter of if. It's a matter of when.

And whether you'll know about it.

⏰ Time until your next outage: _____ hours
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